Public Service Announcement

The following things annoy the hell out of me...

1) Stupid questions.  Yes, there is such a thing.

2) People who assume that I'm invisible and can, therefore, cut me off.

3) People who talk to themselves or read what they're typing...out loud.

4) People who call themselves "Mommy" and "Daddy" when they are not, in fact, parents, but own a dog.

5) Nu-cu-lar.  No, it's not.

5) Su-po-sa-bly.  Again, no.

6) Reading over my shoulder.

7) Waiters that bring your dinner out at the same time as your salad.

8) People who do not know the difference between its/it’s and they’re /their/there.

9) Being the first person to the party.

10) Drivers who ride my ass to the point where I'm convinced they're trying to impregnate my poor car.

11) Couples who say "We're pregnant."  No, no you're not.  She is.

12) Skinny jeans on men....especially when they still sag.

13) Snapping your gum.

14) CAPS LOCK!

15) People who refer to themselves in the 3rd person.

16) People who MUST have the last word.  Though, I'll admit, I'm guilty of this at times.

17) People who stare.

18) People who use the phrase "110%" or more. 

19) People who talk throughout movies or ask idiotic questions like "What do you think he meant by that?"  Let's find out together, shall we?

20) "Ax'ing" questions. 

21) Bars that are far too loud.

22) People who whine.  This post isn't whiny. ;)

23) People who dress their animals. 

25) People who say something bordreline mean and follow it up with a smiley face.  That made up for it?

26) Terrible table manners.

27) Burping without saying "Pardon me" or "Excuse me".  Same goes for farting.

28) Eating with picky eaters.

29) Eating with vegans who insist on schooling me on the proper food to shove down my throat.

30) Girls who wear far too much make-up.

31) People who clip their nail in public.

32) Baby-attorneys with egos the size of Texas.

33) People who give their kids weird names.  Banjo? Apple?  Those are nouns.

34) The bottom sheet coming off the mattress.

35) Guys who wear socks during sex.  Knock it off.

36) People who leave voicemails that are longer than 30 seconds...which is the extent of my attention span.

37) People that MUST be the center of attention.

38) All music that uses an auto-tuner.

39) Vague social media statuses.  Don't ask.  I don't want to talk about it.  I just want the attention.

40) Constant pictures of your animals/kids/scriptures/quotes.

41) People that make up random facts in order to be right.

42) Little kids asking me to buy them alcohol.  Shoo!

43) People who do not wipe their kids snotty noses.

44) People who do not wipe their own noses.

45) People who pick their ears then stare at it like they've found Narnia.  Same goes for nose-picking.

46) When I make any of the above-mentioned mistakes

47) People who respond to text messages with one-word responses.  They want to get punched, right?

48) Nails down a chalkboard.

49) People who end all their sentences as though they're questions?

50) Poor customer service.
51) Forgetting what I was going to say...mid sentence.

You're all welcome :)  Here's a picture.