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Blog, Day 1...

I genuinely hope the outcome of this blog is instant notoriety and I'm able to become independently wealthy based off of the gazillions of dollars I'll make in sponsorship.

With that said, let's begin. 

A little about me.

I'm 30.  Just turned 30, in fact.  I was born and raised in San Diego (well, specifically, Ocean Beach and Encinitas...that's important).  I work at an attorney service.  Before you fall out of your chair with shock and awe, it's actually not too bad.  I've always been around attorneys growing up, (my dad was one and my mom a paralegal) so working for an attorney service seemed a natural fit.  That, and it helps pay for school...to be an interpreter for the deaf.  I love ASL.  Not for the reasons you might hope like, job security, opportunities to travel and experience things I wouldn't normally get to experience.  No, I like ASL because it looks like super cool secret language. 

I was raised in a pretty strict religion, but writing this blog is not going to be about that. While I love ranting and raving, I tend to try and keep things in the shallow end.  I guess I just don't like knowing things can be documented.  Perhaps that comes from having an attorney dad and paralegal mom.  But, then again, I change my mind a lot.  Who knows what I'll talk about here.

I'm not a people-person.  Never have been.  In fact, I'm pretty shy in real life unless I'm very comfortable with a person.  Not a partier.  Certainly not the life of the party (I couldn't dance if it had to save my life).  I don't know any drinking games.  I usually like to blend into the crowd. 

Over the internet, it's like instant extroversion.  I love it. 

My attention span is gone now...and I wrote this over a period of 3 hours, hence the constant change in direction.  Here's a funny picture.  I can't believe you actually read this.